Eureka!
So fun little thing while pulling weeds...
Me: Hey, mom? Can I pull these things?
Mom: Sure..whatever.
Me: *pulling weeds* I like these weeds....they're easy to pull out.
Mom: ..........WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Me: *drop shovel* What? You scared me!
Mom: You're pulling my plants!
Me: Huh?
Mom: Oh, my pooooor eggplants!
Me: Ohhhh. oops?
Mom: *replants eggplants and draws a "protective" circle around it*
Me: What are you doing now? You're sooo weird.
Mom: Well you're an eggplant murderer!
Me: Thanks, mom.
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