Parents.....*sigh*

So once again, my parents were "fighting" in the car. Conversation below....

Mom: I'm going to die one day...
Dad: Well you're morbid.
Mom: Well it's true! I'll go quickly though because I'm so small that the medecine will probably kill me more than the actual disease.
Dad: Haha...that's funny. I'm not going to die that way.
Mom: THAT'S THE PROBLEM. You're so fat and tall that you're going to die slowly!
Dad: Oh come on.....
Mom: When you die, please make sure you die fast...or I'll go buy a gun or something and shoot you myself.
Dad: That's just rude.
Emilee: Sissy, how are you going to die?
Catherine: I am NOT going to die.....gosh, guys...way to bring down the evening.

My parents are SO random and creepy! Your parents like this?